ME and MY LLAAMMA (going to the dentist today)
2002-11-18 2:56 p.m.
It's starting to look like I'm obsessed with Bert, eh?-
2002-11-18 2:53 p.m.
I have a vacuumm and a website
2002-11-18 2:18 p.m.
I am a client served by a server on a node of a LAN. I am 10010010.I can’t get my website up and running because I don’t know how to do it from scratch.
I don’t know how I lost my checkbook and T pass, but I’m sure whatever I was doing, it was worth it. I’m sure it had something to do with evil Bert. Debbie came over last night for a spell and we were all lounging on the open futon in the living room, all in our respective zones of alpha, and then I come to and think that the reflection in the bare window of the Bert balloon is actually another Bert balloon outside, looking in. I say, “Holy shit, you guys, I just thought the reflection was another balloon outside and it was someone playing a fucked up joke on us.” And then we all look and realize at once that the face in the reflection is the evil Hitler with pig nostrils Bert and the one in the room facing us is the happy Bert. I can’t stress how creepy and surreal it was.
On tour
2002-11-15 1:01 p.m.
Last night I wrote 3 bum checks; at the liquor store (after 15 minute schpiel to Kelly about how liquor stores are like convenience stores; they just don’t take checks, and), at the grocery store, and Walgreen’s. I shat in Bread and Circus
. We went to young Francini’s and Mr. Hall’s, he had his refrigerator filled with Vitamin Water 
and I used his wax pen to make a Hitler face with pig nostrils on my Bert balloon. 
PS. Kitty 
is my favorite.
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