From one corner to another ah ha.....

2002-10-29 11:22 a.m.

Shift. Click. Drag. Click. Shift. Enter.

I love buttons. And Ebay. And Jay Mohr’s impression of Christopher Walken (definitely have a tail) And then we were saying how, despite predispositions, you can do it if you “decide” that you can. There’s a lot more choice involved than Ronald McDonald ever let on. I have to pee.

“Oh! I forgot this was in my bag! Look! Look at what I found on my street! A little branch with leaves in every damn color on it. And those little seed things that twirl when they fall from the tree!”

“My god, you are such a fucking artsy-farsty girl. You are such a girl. I don’t know any guy who would ever get excited over a branch, much less even notice it.”

“I highly doubt that. Did you fucking look at this; it’s like a rainbow. Do you not SEE it?!”

“No, no. Don’t get me wrong. I wish I could see the beauty in the little things.”

“Are you blind?”

“No, I have a lot of difficulty living in the binah consciousness. It’s what I’m working on right now. You’re obviously there more often than I am.”

“And how are you doing with that?”

“I’m in it about 5% of the time. (pauses, takes the exit) Who am I kidding, I’m in it about 1% of the time.”

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