I think you’re perfect in every way. Let’s fuck.

2002-09-27 12:48 p.m.

A good freakout should always be on the seasonal menu.

The dentist was all shady today. I show up at 8:05 and the receptionist informed me that my dentist was late and had car troubles. She didn’t get there until 9:00. And then she was running around like a crazy Russian animal. She (HA!) gives me (YOU SO JEALOUS) my custom molded mouth trays on the plaster cast of my teeth. Yeah, I have my mouth out of my mouth, and the teeth on it are a dark brownish yellow. It’s truly horrid. I have big plans for this cast. Argh. I’m going to bewitch it somehow to bite people in the but. And they gave me a donut. AND we have cake at work today. AND my boss didn’t come in today. AND some guy let me use his extra (?) umbrella at the bus stop. It said Colgate all over it and it was broken. It was perfect in every way.

P.S. Anyone who lives in Boston: Do you ever take the T in the morning from Sullivan Square? The guy who gives out the Metro is really handsome in a sultry, sweet way. Makes my morning.

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2002-09-27 9:56 a.m.