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2002-09-26 3:28 p.m.
What Stone Are You?
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I need to exfoliate my back
2002-09-26 1:15 p.m.
Gosh, it never occurred to me that I could write on my lunch break (as if the whole day isn’t really my lunch break). The state of things is that I’m trying to write music but I inexplicably cut the strings off my guitar the other night with scissors. And I threw everything away that was ever sentimental to me, except photographs, which I thought, at the time, that I would be able to trade for stuff. I’ll not go into this any further. I’m better now and I don’t think caring is a big mistake. Excuse me, I just sneezed a whole bunch of snot on my shirt and now I can’t even begin to think of anything seriously.A Few Observations:
1. Where I work, “thank you” really means “fuck you.”
2. No matter how much you try to rub it in, snot will dry into a visible smear.
3. Whatever reason you give yourself for eating a candy bar for lunch, it’s always a bad idea. Skip lunch instead.
3b. Skipping a meal, never killed anyone.
3c. Don’t ever try to explain that to a 9 year old boy, it’ll just make them whine more for lasagna .
4. Women are really in denial about the fact that they piss all over the seat when they squat.
4b. Even if you put a sign up in the bathroom telling women to clean up after themselves if they squat, it won’t work because there’s one arrogant bitch who assumes that she isn’t a such a slob as to miss the fucking toilet, so she never even turns around to check.
4c. The only place you really need to squat is in rest stop bathrooms. If you’re squatting in the bathroom at work in a private office, you’re just an asshole.
4d. especially if they provide the paper seat covers.
5. Looking in the mirror closer than 2 feet is never a good idea. If anyone is going to be that close to your face, chances are they’re not looking at your blackheads.
6. Cherry coke rules.
I'm friggin' loaded
2002-09-26 11:11 a.m.
What can I eat for $ .75? I'm thinking...um...i don't know.VOUS LES POULETS
2002-09-26 10:51 a.m.
I dropped my class. There is just no way to make it through without some kind of a basis of knowledge of electronics. Yeah, pshaw, I took a class at Harvard. Nevermind. But, I still have the 105 bucks worth of books, so I’d better learn enough to take the class at some later date. I need to frolic. I think I’ll go to the park after work and smoke pot and do somersaults. Wanna come? And then I’ll go home and read Goethe. Uh…maybe. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
WHAT A COOL FUCKING WORD: SOMERSAULT! IT MUST BE FRENCH. I JUST THOUGHT OF A COOL NEW PLURAL OF THAT. YEAH. SOMERSAUXSE. THAT’S MUCH BETTER. I THINK A LOT OF THINGS NEED NEW WORDS. HOLY FUCKTARD! I CAN’T SMOKE ANY CIGARRETTES AFTER TONIGHT. I TRIED TO SMOKE UNTIL I GOT SICK LAST NIGHT SO I WOULD HATE THEM SOOO MUCH BY THE TIME I WENT TO THE DENTIST TOMORROW IN THE MORNING TO GET THE BLEACH. I MISS ENERGY. BRING IT ON.
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